If you’re wondering, yes, our store gives us the right to bear arms against obnoxious customers once it reaches a certain extent.
I can relate to this, but the phrase “the customer is always right” is true in this, as if we didn’t clean up after them, we’d be bored shitless and make the mess ourselves just to pass the time.
(Source: dreamersimagination, via tacosandsex)
(via Happy birthday!)
(Source: ookingdomheartsoo, via zorua)
Girl: Lets listen to Deadmau5!
Boy: Okay let’s play skyrim too.
5 minutes later.
Cop 1: So their heads just exploded?
Cop 2: Yes, and they both took an arrow to the knee.




